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WVU Phi Sig’s Holiday Party Was Essentially A Softcore Porno

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How about West Virginia Phi Sig dropping their Halloween video a few days after Christmas? Love it. As a guy who told his chapter he’d make a rush video for more than three years but just “never got around to it,” I respect the hell out of this guy actually sitting his ass down in front of editing software over the holiday break and knocking out something of this quality.

Yes, we’re about to turn over the calendar into the new year — where cobwebs and gravestone decorations should occupy no real estate in our brains for another ten months — but you simply can’t put a timestamp on a video chock-full of scantily clad, boner-inducing women making out with one another. I just wouldn’t be doing my job if I passed up on sharing the recap footage with everyone because it’s “untimely.” Get over the mental seasonal hurdle and enjoy.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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