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WVU Sorority Girls Hang Aggressive Signs On Move-In Day, Invite Freshman Guys To Sit On Their Faces

West Virginia University sorority girls welcomed incoming freshman males and their fathers with some extremely aggro move-in day signs.

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These young women ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Imagine being the father of a young college boy and the first thing you see when you roll into Morgantown is a sign that says “We Hope Your Son’s Pullout Game Is Strong.” I tell ya what. The only thing that would be pulling out is my son from that university. Despicable. Degrading. These young men are at WVU for the same reason everyone goes to WVU — to get the best education The Mountain State has to offer. Not to sit on faces. Not to wander into strangers’ yards in search of milkshakes. I would give my child $5 to purchase his own milkshake to enjoy before going to bed BY HIMSELF at 11 p.m. sharp. Hussies.

**CORRECTION**

My original title said, “Offer To Sit On Freshmen Faces.” But I miswrote. The women are actually inviting the men to do the sitting. The scientific term is Arabian Goggles. I deeply apologize for the callous journalistic error.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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