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To Get Ready For The New xXx Movie, Here Are Vin Diesel’s Greatest Movie Moments

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Xander Cage is back. To say I’m “pee my pants” excited would be to assume that I even have pants on (I don’t.) That’s how jacked I am for the new xXx movie, “xXx: The Return of Xander Cage”, which hits theaters January 20th. So, in partnership with Paramount Pictures, here are Vin Diesel’s greatest film moments.

Pretty Much Every Moment He’s On Screen In Saving Private Ryan

True story: Vin Diesel got his part in the greatest war movie of all time because because Steven Spielberg saw him in another film, thought he was an incredible actor, and just had to have him in the movie. Spielberg thought he was so incredible, in fact, that they wrote Diesel into the script, because all the other parts had been cast already. Yeah, they created an extra main character just for him, because that’s how badly they wanted Diesel in the movie. Turned out being a pretty solid call.

Skiing Is Frat

Xander Cage was all like, “I wanna ski, because it’s frat.” But the jungle was like, “Nuh uh you can’t ‘cuz I’m a jungle.” So xXx was like, “Fuck you Imma ski on you anyway.” Then the jungle was like, “You’re loco chico it’s 97 degrees and humid AF,” but it was too late ‘cuz xXx was like, “Skiing is frat” and then what he did was he went skiing even though it’s the jungle.

Groot Literally Watching Your 6 When It Comes To The Galactic Prison Shower Situation

Groot: Literally the only wood you want around you in prison.

The best part about this clip might actually just be that it reminds me Vin Diesel got paid like $3 million to say “I am Groot.” God bless America.

Dom Torretto Doesn’t Believe In Participation Trophies

*20 Years After This Scene*

[Dom and his 7 year old kid walk away from a baseball field after a little league game]
Dom’s Kid: Aw man that was fun dad. I know we lost but we almost had them!

Dom: You almost had them? You never had them. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s winning.

Dom’s Kid: [enthusiasm quickly draining] …okay…

Vin Diesel Going All Jordan Belfort (Minus The Drugs And Hookers)

Lying to get people’s money is awesome. Stupid idiot doctor. You never stood a chance.

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