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You Don’t Deserve A Dog If You Wouldn’t Fist Fight A Kangaroo For It

Here we have a kangaroo strangling a dog. The dog’s owner runs up to the kangaroo, squares up like the round 1 bell just rung, and delivers a right cross that stuns the kangaroo. He then retreats.

Quick side note: Is this how kangaroos fuck up other animals in the wild? They strangle them? What kind of defense mechanism is that?

This is a classic bully/nerd scenario. Most bullies have glass jaws. They like to get physical up to the point of actually fighting, but they don’t usually want the fight to happen.

This is a bully giving some band nerd a headlock up against the lockers between classes. Then band nerd’s football playing friend approaches and squares up to him, lands the first real punch he’s ever received, the bully is stunned then walks off with his tail between his legs. Soft ass kangaroo will never come between a man and his dog again.

How about this guy’s dog getting nearly choked out by a marsupial, though? Just a crazy scene that I wouldn’t have believed if the camera wasn’t rolling. Like hitting a hole-in-one with no witnesses. Don’t even bother telling the story because no one is going to believe it. But here it is. A kangaroo trying to get a dog to tap out.

A lot of people are calling this guy a hero. I call him a normal dog owner. If you aren’t squaring up to a wild animal that’s choking out your dog, you don’t deserve that dog. Or friends. Or happiness.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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