You Have A Chance To Win A Date With Retired Porn Star Lisa Ann

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Brazzers Is Giving You The Chance To Win A Date With Sex Panther Lisa Ann

Brazzers has partnered up with the recently retired porn star Lisa Ann and is offering a once in a lifetime promotion. One person will be picked to be Lisa’s date to the Final Four championship game in Indianapolis come April. It’s presumably open to both men and women.

The rules of the contest are pretty simple: All you have to do is upload your best basketball trick on Instagram and tag it #BallisLisa.


If you’ve got some skills like the Globetrotters, you’ve got a shot. There are no details on what the date includes, but I’m sure it goes something like this:

Dinner at some nice restaurant where you don’t have to worry about a girl bitching about having to pick up the tab. That will be followed by getting hammered drunk while courtside of the championship game. You will be getting a lot of face time, so make sure your father knows to look out for you on the kiss cam. Make Dad proud. Lastly, the night will end with what I can imagine as an all-night long sex marathon. You have to get the biggest bang for your buck.

The only basketball trick I know is yelling at intramural refs, so I won’t be entering.

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