Remember that really hot ex you’d give anything to have one more night with? Or the girl you liked in high school that never signed up for sex with you for some reason?
Soon you’ll be able to bang a sex robot that looks exactly like them, you creepy weirdo.
From the Daily Star:
David Levy, author of Love and Sex with Robots, lifted the lid on how these “real as human” cyborgs with “lifelike warm skin” will sweep the globe.
Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, he said: “Sex robots are really coming.
“Once the technology and the whole system of ordering and manufacturing these products becomes sophisticated you won’t be able to stop your ex-boyfriend if he wants to order a robot that looks like you, same size as you, with the same voice as you.
These aren’t “sex dolls” — lifeless flesh bags that are honestly only a step above necrophilia. (There are already several competing companies doing custom printed sex dolls). These are life-like cyborgs, that move and have warm skin.
There’s a guy who made a Scarlett Jo sex robot recently to show you what we’re looking at.
The idea of people banging celebrity clone/sex bots has been around for a while, and I’m mostly okay with that. Celebrities sort of sign up for being imaginary-banged by their fans when they become famous. It’s part of the job, and economies of scale say that celebrity features can be readily mass produced due to the demand.
But the customized sex robot, which can be anybody — an ex, a crush, an exact replica of yourself with opposite genitals (get help, dude) — that’s some Black Mirror stuff. Literally. They did a Black Mirror episode of it.
They would use publicly available social media and Instagram photos. So you know, is that sexy selfie really worth it?
All this adds to me thinking the future is going to turn us all into tyrannical, spoiled little god-heads that can use technology to grant our every whim.
If you need me, I’ll be getting some paperwork together to license out my own image for sex cyborgs. Might as well get ahead of this thing, although maybe it would be better to be behind it.
[via Daily Star]
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