You Would Get 100x More Tinder Matches If Your Bio Was As Good As This Guy’s

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Tinder bios are getting more and more boring these days. Oh, you like to travel, eat sushi, golf, have deep conversations, and take long walks near Normandy beach with a metal detector on hand in hopes of yanking some artifacts out of the curled-up, semi-fossilized fingers of a Nazi? Get in line, Jim the financial analyst — you’re a dime a dozen. We need more people like Evan in the (Tinder) world, who aren’t afraid to shake things up.


I love it. You can add this one to your list, Ev:

“The best Tinder bio in the game” – Jared

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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