Simultaneously mocking your opponent’s mascot and meager sexual prowess while offering your own intimate services to their presumably unsatisfied women during a big postseason win is an onion of power moves: layers upon layers of dominance sure to make said opponent cry once it’s all opened up. The fact that this power move came from such a young, impeccably dressed Tennessee fan makes it all the better. Someone should have a bid lined up for this kid when the day comes.
— Vol Venus (@VolVenus) March 23, 2014
Considering that UMass lost — and not well at that — there is no snarky comeback any Minutemen fan can legitimately give. A simple and respectful tip of the cap, or perhaps a “Well played, you little bastard,” is all the UMass faithful should be offering. Everyone else should be high-fiving this kid. Hell I’d sneak him a beer for his efforts. Plus, those pants are on point. Someone’s mom knows how to shop. I bet she’s a MILF.
The only other thought I had while looking at this magnificent photo was, “Oh, so that’s what the average TFM reader looks like.”
Well played kid, you funny little bastard.