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You’re Just A Few Clicks Away From Hazing A Real-Life Pledge

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“I fucked up” is the title of a post on Reddit, written by a current pledge, that details his punishment for sleeping through his designated driver duties. He explains how he fucked up, and that he is a dumbass. He also shares how he is to be punished, which will be decided by the people of Reddit–and now you.

Here’s where you come in: for every upvote his post gets, that’s another swat with a paddle. One vote = one paddle swat.

Here’s the post from Reddit:

I decided to sleep in when I was supposed to DD, and made my pledge brothers take time off their busy schedules to drive actives in order to make sure no one gets hurt. I am a dumb ass pledge. Highest comment suggestion is my punishment. Every upvote I get, I get paddled. Thank You Pledgemaster sir.

The paddle swat tally is currently sitting at an ass-numbing 124. Do with this what you will.

[via Reddit]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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