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You’re Not Living Unless Women Sponge Bathe You Every Morning, And Floyd Mayweather Is Living

Floyd Mayweather posted the below video yesterday with this caption: “This is how I get my day started, everyday. – MR. MY LIFE IS THE SH*T”

I’m never taking a shower again. It’s sponge baths only for this hombre starting now. Sure, I’ll have to sponge myself for the time being, but as soon as I can afford it, you bet your ass I’m hiring my own sponge bather. She’ll be sexy as hell, too. You can’t be using a luffa, ya know. Luffas are for poors. You’ve got to go full on sponge bath, with a real, hospital grade sponge.

Does it matter that a shower is a much more effective method of cleaning your body? And that a bath is essentially a term used to describe wallowing in large vat of your own filth? And that after you take a bath, it’s probably a good idea to knock out a shower while you’re still wet to clean the bath filth off of you?

No, it doesn’t matter. Sponge baths mean you’re living right.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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