Zach Mettenberger Sent This Ridiculous Snap To Celebrate Becoming The Titans’ Starting QB

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Titans rookie quarterback, former LSU Tiger, and victim of the inherent thirst for violence within all Bama fans Zach Mettenberger has been named the starter this week against the Houston Texans.

Mettenberger, if you are unaware, is a ridiculous human being. This is apparent in pretty much everything the quarterback does — his hair styles being perhaps the best examples — but especially so in the Snapchat he just sent out to celebrate his new job.


I’m not really sure whether that’s an intentional ugly snap face or if this is simply Mettenberger’s genuine reaction to being named the starter: confusion followed by aggression. Seems like a typical emotional combination for this guy.

One of TFM’s contributors from LSU said about the picture, “If he still follows his LSU habits, he’s about a 6-pack deep and probably already cleaned up two lines before that snap.”

Here’s hoping Mettenberger shreds the Texans and locks down the starting job for the rest of the year. The NFL needs more Mettenberger. We’ve got a new horse in the Frattest NFL QB race.



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    Jon M Fratsman

    Saw him and Taylor Lewan out on Broadway on the 4th of July. Judging by the blank, vacant eyes, the thousand-yard stare, and his completely unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, his LSU habits are still alive and well.

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    The thing about this guy is that he’s only 23 years old but somehow still manages to look like Uncle fuckin’ Rico. Not only that, but he also appears to have manually accelerated his biological aging process in order give himself a more refined Brian VanGorder sexual assailant alter ego.

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