*MASSIVE SEASONS 1-3 SPOILERS*
1. Every house has the token fat kid.
2. The legacies are almost always pieces of shit.
3. People get naked a lot.
4. Everybody is trying to have sex with sisters.
5. It rarely works out with GDI girls.
6. You’ll eat some awful things in pledgeship.
7. You’ll forget a few people’s names.
8. You’ll never get along with your neighbors.
9. Somehow, the fat drunk guy always ends up in charge.
10. You can always trust the frat hound.
11. …but you should never trust the redhead.
12. Nice guys always get fucked over.
13. Power resides in the South.
14. Shit will get set on fire.
15. You can be the ugly dude in a top house and still get laid.
16. No matter how much you think you run shit, the rich alumni are in control.
17. The quiet guys make for the most psychotic Pledgemasters.
18. Even the meathead house gets the babes sometimes.
19. Sometimes pranks between houses get a little out of hand.
20. Your houses may bicker, but the real enemy lies beyond the wall(s of the administration building).