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3 Reasons To Spring Break In Nassau, Bahamas

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They say college is the best time of your life, but what they really mean to say is college spring break is the best time of your life. Where else can you do basically everything your parents taught you not to do only for society to brush it off as “college kids being college kids”? That’s what makes spring break so great. Picking a top destination is key to your spring break success. There are plenty of options, too, so choose carefully.

While places like South Padre, Gulf Shores, and Panama City Beach all come to mind when you think of spring break destinations, let me remind you of a hidden gem: Nassau. Yes, the Bahamas. The place gets wild and here are three reasons to consider it.

The Beach

You’re in the Bahamas. There is a beach. A beach is the best location for spring break. I’ve always wondered what was wrong with people who did something like skiing for spring break. The beach gives you hordes of hot college girls walking around in skimpy bikinis.

Nassau is home to some of the nicest, whitest beaches in the world, and it’s just waiting for you and your friends to invade them for a week of fun.

The Nightlife

Nassau has a Señor Frogs and their slogan is “unleash your fiesta.” Unleash that fiesta on the whole town of Nassau. The real gem there, however, is the Daiquiri Shack. “Daiquiris?” you’re asking yourself. That would be valid if you were in PCB or Gulf Shores, but when you’re in the Bahamas, it’s basically frowned upon to not drink something that comes with an umbrella. They sling good drinks, too. You’re welcome.

I can’t confirm nor deny the existence of casinos in Nassau, either, but let’s just say bring your rolls of money and your best poker face.

You Won’t Find Packs Of High Schoolers

You know how to turn your spring break sour? Run into herds of kids who have yet to learn the ins and outs of college life because they are still living with their parents.

High school kids are a fucking downer. By taking your spring break talents to Nassau and the Bahamas, you’re going to limit your exposure to these neanderthals solely by visiting a place they can’t because their parents wouldn’t let them get out of the country. That’s a win in my book.

If you’re looking for more reasons to check out Nassau, I got you covered. Just go here and you’ll have everything you need.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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