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Truth be told, this is the opposite of news. A real news story would be “Aaron Murray Wifes Up a Four With a Lazy Eye,” because we all expect him to have a bombshell on his arm, don’t we? I imagine the lifestyle of a starting D1 quarterback is among the most advantageous out there. They don’t even have to be that good at the quarterback position, or good-looking. They only have to be the best quarterback on their team to become instant BMOC and enjoy the spoils that come along with it. Just beat out the other three QBs on the roster, and boom, you’re famous. You think Case McCoy isn’t just swimming in trim? Think again, asshole.
On top of all that, Murray plays for the University of Georgia, a premiere football program in one of the greatest college towns in America. Rumor has it the girls there aren’t ugly, either. He’s also a pretty damn good QB, and according to the girls I follow on Twitter, he’s “so fucking hot.” Dude’s got it made.
So, the “news” of Aaron Murray locking down Kacie McDonnell, a weather reporter and Eagles correspondent in Philadelphia, shouldn’t be all that surprising. As you can see, she is fiiiiine. Just ask Christian Ponder. He used to date her, too.
[via Outkick The Coverage]
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