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Aggies Put Up Billboard in Gainesville, Already Wearing Out SEC Welcome

“Howdy Gainesville: You’ve been annexed by Aggie Nation, the best academics and cleanest program in the SEC. WHOOP! Real football. Real tradition.” …and real gay.

Dammit Aggies, now I cut you guys a break and didn’t post a story about your other billboard you guys threw up in Austin, and I didn’t want to flood the market with Texas A&M headlines, but this one is simply unavoidable. Shit, it’s not even accurate. Vandy trumps your academics in a big way, and according to CBS Sports, Texas A&M is the 8th dirtiest program of all time. This was just a terrible idea. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls. I only hope it wasn’t university sponsored and some rogue, cultish fan with too much time and money decided to have some fun. What’s wrong with you people?

Texas A&M makes their SEC debut this Saturday against the Florida Gators in College Station. At this point it’s safe to say no one outside the Aggie fanbase wants to see them pull out the W.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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