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Denny Hamlin may have put on an impressive show on the track Sunday night, but the real entertainment happened on Talladega Superspeedway’s infield. I mean, what else can you expect from a field full of drunken rednecks who have a fetish for loud engines and left turns? One of the best moments from this year’s race came from Michael Nysewander, a senior tight end at the University of Alabama.
Nysewander hails from Hoover, Ala., where he attended Hoover High School. His high school is the home of a ridiculously good football team and it was also the setting of MTV’s shitty drama called “Two-A-Days.” While I’m fairly certain Nysewander never made it onto national television, he’s making up for it now with his intoxicated debauchery and general lack of fucks given, now that the spring semester is over at Alabama.
After the race, a random Twitter user named Bunkie Perkins posted some images of an extremely trashed Nysewander wearing Daisy Dukes and a University of Alabama tank top, chugging a Miller Lite before crushing the can on his own head like a damn Neanderthal. What a way to represent your school.
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) May 4, 2014
While you may question whether or not it’s really him–the walk-on, no-name Alabama football player–you can make a pretty safe assumption he was there, dressed like a fool, thanks to his personal Twitter account.
— Michael Nysewander (@NYSEandeasy) May 2, 2014