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Alabama Grocer Offers “Jameis Winston King Crab Legs”

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One day after multi-sport and multi-crime athlete Famous Jameis “forgot” to pay for his crab legs and the Internet exploded with crab memes, a grocery store in Alabama put some Jameis Winston style king crab legs on the shelf.

Nothing in sports can touch a college football rivalry, and it seems that the bitterness of championship defeat has many in Alabama still a bit crabby. Although they’re not actually for sale, one can only assume that these are no more “ours to take” than the seafood in a Tuscaloosa Publix.

It’s still unknown is if the NCAA will punish Winston for the $19.79 crab leg heist.

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