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Look at this sweet old lady just walking down some subway stairs minding her own business, probably thinking about that new Broadway show her friend keeps raving about or wondering why the Yankees continue overpaying so badly for A-Rod, then BAM, she gets frat-stomped out of nowhere. What a brutal beating this is.
Watch this wild video:
I showed this story to my cohort, Bacon, and his initial reaction was something like, “Yeah, that’s why you never give your frat gear to a hobo. Ever.” I swear that guy has a special place in his heart for the homeless. He never passes up an opportunity to make a joke about one. I’m all, “Leave them alone. They don’t even have homes, man.” He had a point, though. Donating or giving away any clothing with your letters on them can only have negative repercussions.
Then I showed him this little snippet from the story and set fire to his theory:
The New York Post reports the attacker was in his 20s and weighed roughly 150 pounds.
A skinny, twenty-something Gringo wearing bottom-tier letters on a hoodie — yeah, this guy is probably in a fraternity.
The hooded fratter is loose in Brooklyn. Keep an eye out.
Hey hooded fratter, you know that rule that sororities have implemented that says they’re not allowed to drink alcohol in their letters or something like that? You should adhere to a similar rule that says you can’t mug sweet old women in your letters, if for no other reason than it makes your fraternity look like a bunch of dick bags. It’s also just plain fucked up.
Gotta pay dues somehow, I suppose.
Internet sleuths, and I use that term generously, uncovered the hooded fratter’s identity thanks to a quick Facebook search of the name “Stugotz” that appears on the back of his sweatshirt in the video clip. Adrian Folan, a.k.a. “Stugotz,” will go down as one of the dumbest criminals in history.
Folan has been arrested since his name was revealed, with the assist going to himself for being such a helpful moron.
This is the equivalent of an athlete wearing his game jersey — with his last name on the back — into a convenient store to hold it up at gunpoint.
This honestly really surprises me because Adrian Folan looks like a real straight shooter:
^ Yes, that’s the sweatshirt worn during the mugging.
He has a very punchable face, doesn’t he?