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An Email About A UF Student Disappearing Off The Face Of The Planet After Getting His Girlfriend Pregnant

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A University of Florida student that is a member of a fraternity that will remain unnamed allegedly got his girlfriend of two years pregnant then decided to basically disappear from earth instead of manning up and taking responsibility for it.

We received the following email today through our tip line.


And here’s the evidence:


So this kid is a world class pile of human garbage.

Really excellent parenting on display all around here. The only kind of father who could raise such a world class pile of human garbage is the same kind who would help him go into hiding and avoid not only taking responsibility for his child, but completely bailing on the pregnant college student and leaving it solely on her.

I’m all for prayer if that’s your thing but praying isn’t “all” you can do. You could do something really crazy like drag your human pile of shit of a son over to his girlfriend’s house to discuss options. That’s only step 1 of a much bigger plan, though.

Real bang up job here, Dad.

Here’s a late addition to my holiday gift guide for all you crazy kids out there: Be safe.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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