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University of Central Missouri school president Chuck Ambrose’s slip of the thumb while congratulating the women’s soccer team on Twitter Wednesday night was responsible for one of the best social media faux pas of the fall semester.
President Am-BRO-se only meant to congratulate three women on the UCM Jennies 21-1-2 soccer squad for earning All-American honors. Instead, he pledged his allegiance to a different, more impactful team: Team Cum.
There are many more sexually prolific women’s soccer tweets we would’ve liked to see before Ambrose realized his grave typo. Let’s juxtapose his presidential headshot with some potential #TeamCum tweets:
The #TeamCum hashtag could be used legitimately, as well. I can see it catching on and becoming a trend:
“Just had sex! We tried doggy style. Loved it! #TeamCum”
“My girlfriend just signed an extension with #TeamCum.”
“Never too early to start your Spring Break diet! #TeamCum”
“Home alone tonight. Time to fire up the Mac and crash the @Pornhub servers! #TeamCum”
The original tweet was quickly deleted, but not before it was screenshot, framed, and placed in the Twitter Fuck Up Hall of Fame..