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One Hilarious Police Report From An Arizona State Student Arrested For Public Urination

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We Received The Greatest University Police Report In The History Of Police Reports

So we get a lot of terrible, terrible crap in our inboxes. Seriously, it’s a regular occurrence for someone to send in a news tip about their poo. Sometimes we find a little diamond in the rough, like when Jared discovered the teacher who has “High School Frat Stars” in his class. Well today, an absurd police report hit our desks from Arizona State University.






Just gold. There’s so much going on here that I don’t even know where to start. From the public urination to handing the cop a $10 bill thinking it’s your license to shouting obscenities at anyone and everyone that comes in contact with you. How would you like to be that woman in Pennsylvania answering a phone call at 3:30 a.m?

Just a classic case of when the lights are on, but nobody is home.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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