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Chalk this one up as things that shouldn’t be legal. A 21-year-old English literature graduate took all $17,000 of her student loans and put it toward making herself hotter by way of plastic surgery. After suckering her boyfriend at the time into providing her with a nice, plump set of fun bags, she got her check from the British government and went running to the nearest plastic surgeon to get work done on her lower half. Given Britain’s laws regarding student loans, I can’t think of anything better for her to spend the money on than this.
From the NY Daily News:
Under British higher education rules, students take a loan from the government, then pay it back within 25 years once they start earning more than $28,000 a year. If students are unable to pay back the loan after 25 years, the bill passes to the taxpayer.
It’s a win-win for her, really. She gets to look hot and she gets paid for doing so, and when she inevitably goes broke years from now, she won’t have to worry about paying it all back. I give her props for bucking the whole trend that English majors are boring. With her newfound good looks, she has chosen to pursue a career in modeling. Chase your dreams, kids.
[via NY Daily News]
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