Auburn’s T-Shirt Gatling Gun Will Put Asses In The Seats

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Auburn has a t-shirt Gatling gun. It rapid fires t-shirts into the crowd. It’s pretty fucking cool.

Here it is in action:

Here’s a great video of the gun firing in slow motion:

And here’s a closer view of the gun operator with bitch face who I’d like to get to know a little better:

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College football is one big dick-measuring contest–an elaborate game of one-upmanship where each program is forever vying for bragging rights over its competitors. Auburn is clearly leading the way with regards to t-shirt distribution, and honestly, I couldn’t be more excited about this development in t-shirt weaponry. Other cool ways of handing out shirts is undoubtedly in the works.

I won’t be satisfied until I see a winged drone flying over the crowd while delivering precision-guided t-shirt missiles right to fans’ faces. Just bloodying up people’s noses from a couple hundred feet above.

Image via YouTube

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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