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Bad Commenter Of The Week: March 31

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Welcome to “Bad Commenter Of The Week,” a weekly series here on TFM wherein I will roast a TFM commenter whom I deem roastworthy for one reason or another — or maybe for no reason at all. Lucky for me, I get to handpick my target. Maybe you’ll agree with my selection, maybe you won’t, maybe it’ll be you. Only time will tell, and I have it on high authority that time’s lips are sealed. Looks like you’ll just have to keep tuning in if you want to see who each week’s massive idiot target is.

Unlike in our series “Commenter Of The Week,” I will not be interviewing the commenter I select because, quite frankly, they don’t deserve that courtesy. If you happen to be the target of my current or future ire, feel free to respond in the comment section, dumbass.

This week’s winner (loser?) of Bad Commenter of the Week, Blowjob420, got on my radar with this comment on last week’s Bad Commenter of the Week post:

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When I saw him complaining about the volume of downvotes he claims to receive, I knew something must be up with this dude (despite his incredible username). This is TFM; you don’t just get downvoted for no reason!!!

That’s obviously a lie, but this awful comment and the slew of downvotes that accompanied it put this commentboy on my radar. Let’s check out the Bad Comments Blowjob420 hit us with this past week.

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This joke would’ve received numerous upvotes back in 2012, when understating your sexual duration was a novel comedy technique.

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Clearly the people think there are better things than that.

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The casual air of nostalgia you just hit us with is both telling and concerning.

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Okay, that’s actually terrifying. Stay safe out there, kiddos.

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Did you find that out while shoving coke bottles and baseball bats up his butt?

With an amazing name like Blowjob420, you need amazing comments to back it up. Fuck, that’s actually not even true. A great name like Blowjob420 should be enough to carry you on to glory despite lackluster commenting abilities. But no; Blowjob420’s comments are so average and despised that they take away from the amazing username “Blowjob420.” Tragic. Blowjob420’s comments are Tyrion’s imp status to Blowjob420’s Lannister name. A flaw that simply can’t be overlooked despite such an honorable name. A Blowjob420 always pays his debts… by shoving coke bottles and baseball bats up your butt.

Your comments are bad and you should feel bad, Blowjob420. You’re a massive idiot and deserve all the shame that comes your way.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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