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Baker Mayfield’s New Girl Is An Absolute Rocket Ship

If I had just won the Heisman Trophy and was a projected first-round draft pick, I think I’d like to be single for the foreseeable future. That’s why if I’m an NFL GM, I’d have questions regarding Baker Mayfield’s decision making after news broke that he’s going steady with a new gal pal. Having said that, his new girlfriend is, um, pretty good looking.

Meet Emily Wilkinson, Baker Mayfield’s new rocket ship girlfriend.

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This girl is an incendiary bomb who would give me an ischemic stroke if she even looked in my general vicinity. But having said that, Baker, buddy, what’re you doing? Your stock has never been higher. The path has been lit by the previous greats. Johnny Football. Gronk. Vinny Chase. Don’t lock yourself down to one girl when your stock is peaking like early December Bitcoin prices. It’s irresponsible. You’ve been given this gift and you’re throwing it all away.

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You can usually find me romancing your older sister over at PGP (PostGradProblems)

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