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Bar Fight Ends In Vicious Double Knockout

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Just your normal summer Saturday night in Hoboken, New Jersey. What led to the fight? I can’t be certain, but it was undoubtedly trivial, like an accidental bump getting to the bar because homeboy without a shirt was just camped out taking up valuable ordering real estate without actually getting a drink in thirty minutes. He didn’t work twenty hours overtime at his union job to have his hard earned money go to waste on a spilt Yuengling Light. He had no choice but to throw down.

A video posted by Corey Boettcher (@boettcherboy) on

Billion dollar idea right here: a live pay-per-view broadcast jumping back and forth from fight to fight at each Jersey Shore bar on weekend nights. Endless entertainment. I’d rather watch two untrained goons simultaneously tossing out slobber-knocking haymakers with no regard for mankind over some 50-pound featherweights fighting defensively for twelve rounds and leaving the scoring up to the judges every day of the week.

h/t BroBible

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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