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Bloomsburg Sorority Sister Drops A Classic “No Bidding Ugly Girls” Facebook Post

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The photo of a post on a sorority Facebook page at Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania is making the rounds on the school’s Yeti. Homegirl drops some serious truth bombs on her sisters, telling them that she’s sick of “sugar-coating” the fact that they don’t want to bid ugly-ass potato-looking bitches, lest they end up like that shithole sorority AST, who couldn’t get a frat to hang out with them if they presented their vaginas on a silver platter.

But hey, they look at personality, too. If a girl is a “raging bitch” they also kick her to the curb.

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It’s a truth sororities never admit publicly, but don’t shame them or call them shallow for it. There’s nothing wrong with a hottie wanting to hang out with other hotties. It maximizes their chances of getting laid. Non-sorority girls do it, too. Sure, there will be a fatty or two thrown into the group because she’s super sweet and super fun *cough* makes the others look hotter *cough* but if you’re hitting the bars with a team of offensive linemen, the only guy who will give you attention is the pimply-faced teenager handing you a deluxe taco combo box at the end of the night.

On another note, Bloomsburg AST girls, hmu.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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