Bodybuilder Bradley Martyn is redefining the phrase “sit on my face.” When he says “sit on my face,” he actually means “sit on my face so I can bench press 500 lbs. for a warmup.”
Martyn first started lifting when he was a scrawny-looking 15-year-old. Now, at 23, the dude is jacked and filling his Instagram with vids of total bombshells straddling him while he knocks out different workouts.
A recent scientific survey found 17 women were impregnated while watching those videos.
Those chicks are absolute fire. Here this dude is, getting absolute 10s to sit on his dick while he works out, and then here I am, at the bar trying to take home any gutter-skank that’s under 200 pounds and into “feet things.”
Martyn is the co-founder of Lean Meals Inc. and works as an online fitness coach, dishing out different workout and healthy eating tips on the reg.
Martyn started posting on YouTube in late 2014 and his Instagram goes a while back, but he just recently started posting these workouts featuring total dimes, so the chances of this becoming a recurring bit looks promising.
Yoooooo, give me some photo ideas….😬👋
— Bradley Martyn (@BradleyMartyn) January 15, 2016
And it looks like he’s taking ideas so that’s a plus.
You’re doing God’s work here, sir. Keep it up..