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Brooklyn College Exiles NYPD Cops To The Only Broken-Down Bathrooms On Campus

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Sometimes finding a good shitter on campus is next to impossible. Sure, you’ve got your decent go-to spots; the ones that are centrally located, not totally rundown and the toilet paper is a slight upgrade over ripping out a piece of notebook paper to run across your ass. On the Brooklyn College campus, however, those who protect and serve are likely going to be shit out of luck after the school’s director of public safety asked the NYPD officers to use the farthest, most broken down bathrooms on campus.

From The New York Post:

While Wenz said all of the school’s restrooms were technically open to cops, the college prefers they stick to those in the isolated West End Building, “rather than walking across either quad to use the bathroom.”

A visit by The Post to the first-floor men’s room in the WEB — located past the school’s tennis courts and next to its athletic field — revealed a broken toilet with a hideously stained seat and an “OUT OF ORDER” sign taped to the door of its stall.

There was also a total lack of soap and paper towels.

A junior who’s majoring in psychology and who gave his name as Abe said it was far and away the worst place to go on the campus, which is part of the City University of New York system.

“The bathroom is horrendous,” Abe said. “You can only wash your hands in one of the sinks because the other two are broken.”

Abe knows his shit. He’s clearly seen some shit. Abe obviously knows where to shit (and won’t even shit in WEB). I’d even venture to say that Abe IS the shit. Go Abe!

I enjoy Donald Wenz’s, the school’s director of public safety, use of technically. I mean, “technically” this is a dry campus. And “technically” this is a non-hazing fraternity. And “technically” you didn’t have to shove that beer can up your ass sideways, but what makes for the better story, honestly? Exactly.

This kind of hostility towards cops and where they drop their deuces is a bit surprising. It appears some of the students are still a little pissed off after the department went all “21 Jump Street” on the school’s Muslim community. The same female officer who did that is credited with nabbing two women allegedly plotting an ISIS-inspired attack in New York. But yeah, fuck the cops.

Did I even mention that another student is drafting up a petition to ban cops from campus entirely? Cause that’s a thing, and it’s got some support. Seriously.

From The New York Post:

Several students told The Post they and their pals shared the sentiment, with a 21-year-old senior explaining that “people get triggered” by cops.

“I know students from every background and across every major,” she said. “They don’t feel comfortable around cops. They just don’t. It makes safe spaces feel not so safe.”

Yes, this is a real article and yes, it’s just littered with amazing quotes. I couldn’t even find a good spot to add where a cop tells The Post, “That protester culture is warping their f–king minds.”

This is a TFM writer’s wet dream right here. I’ve had to change my pants twice since I started writing this. … Make that three.

Good luck with all that going on there, BC. I’m sure it’ll totally work.

[via The New York Post]

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