Bucknell Football Players Take Ridiculous Roster Photos

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The Bucknell Bison football team may or may not be good, but who cares? These guys look like they don’t give a shit either way.

Someone shared the Bucknell football roster pictures this morning, and a handful of them are pretty priceless.

C.J. Williams – running back and late ’80s sex connoisseur

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Matthew Jegede – tight end and fifth grade teacher’s pet

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Matthew Steinbeck – strong safety and retirement home security guard

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Ben Schumacher – defensive lineman and female elementary school P.E. teacher

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Clayton Hoffmaster – offensive tackle and toy railroad enthusiast

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Tom Adams – linebacker and guy who runs mall model searches

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Troy Glenn  – defensive line and sassy teenage best friend

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There are more on the team’s website, which you can check out here.

[via Bucknell]

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