The Bucknell Bison football team may or may not be good, but who cares? These guys look like they don’t give a shit either way.
Someone shared the Bucknell football roster pictures this morning, and a handful of them are pretty priceless.
C.J. Williams – running back and late ’80s sex connoisseur
Matthew Jegede – tight end and fifth grade teacher’s pet
Matthew Steinbeck – strong safety and retirement home security guard
Ben Schumacher – defensive lineman and female elementary school P.E. teacher
Clayton Hoffmaster – offensive tackle and toy railroad enthusiast
Tom Adams – linebacker and guy who runs mall model searches
Troy Glenn – defensive line and sassy teenage best friend
There are more on the team’s website, which you can check out here.