Tom Brady has been lying to us for years. If it weren’t for those fancy padded Victoria Secret bras, Gisele would look as deflated as his footballs. But being found guilty of playing with deflated toys both on and off the field wasn’t enough to strip the star quarterback of his latest Super Bowl title, and Colts fans are salty as fuck.
Case and point, an Indianapolis brewery is using “Tom Brady sux” as an expiration date for their beer, stamping the hate on the bottom of every can.
— Zak Keefer (@zkeefer) August 10, 2015
Brady just can’t catch a break this week. First, he got caught on a private jet with Ben Affleck (who followed up his vacation with wife Jennifer Garner by flying to LA with Brady and his hot ass nanny) when someone snapped a photo of Ben’s nanny wearing his Super Bowl rings.
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 11, 2015
Then, during today’s appeal of Deflategate, the courtroom artist sketched Brady like someone who should be wearing a helmet at all times.
— Jim Armstrong (@JimArmstrongWBZ) August 12, 2015
“Mr. Brady, how do you plead?”
Despite what’s been a rough couple of days for Brady, things may be looking up. A reporter live-tweeting the appeal said his lawyer was more than pleased with how the hearing went.
Kessler is fired up.
— Stephen Brown (@PPVSRB) August 12, 2015
Stay optimistic, Pats fans. Brady may take the field on opening day after all..
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