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Can You Out-Rich Dick These Rich Dicks?

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What’s up, shit stains?

I’ve seen all the chatter from you guys about how much money your dad makes, your overflowing trust funds, that cush, corner-office, minimal-responsibility, 6-figure job waiting for you right after graduation, and of course, how you like to live life in the “zero fucks” lane. Personally, I don’t believe it.

Are you as “Rich Dick” as you say you are? Watch Comedy Central’s Kroll Show on Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c to see two real Rich Dicks in action, and ask yourself some simple questions: are you as much of a Rich Rick as the two rich assholes in the photo above posing like dickheads against a chopper painted to look like the Stars and Stripes? Could you pull off the Jerry Jones eyeglasses over-the-shoulder, “clean these” move?

Could you pull off the Bill Murray, “I’m richer than you and there’s nothing you can do about it,” plaid-on-plaid-on-plaid outfit?

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Ever totally unnecessarily boarded a moving water vessel full of feining chicks from a helicopter?

Or even leisure dove in slacks and a blazer?

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I have some good news for you posers, though. Now you actually have a chance to back up your claims and prove it.

Aspen and Wendy of the “Rich Dicks” on Comedy Central’s Kroll Show are holding a photo contest that gives you the chance to win a two-night, five-star, first class experience to rub elbows with other rich dicks. All you need to do is send in a photo of your best “Rich Dicks” impression. ENTER NOW, because like an opened bottle of ’96 Screaming Eagle Cabernet, the contest won’t last long. Details of the contest can be found here, and remember to watch Comedy Central’s Kroll Show on Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c to see the real Rich Dicks in action.


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