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Channel 4’s Ed Harken Caught With Meat Out in Public

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Anything regarding public masturbation would typically hit Bacon’s desk before anyone else’s over here. The guy just loves shit like this, but he’s out of town, and he’d be absolutely devastated if I didn’t cover this story on his behalf.

Ed Harken, the Channel 4 News station director, was arrested in Hollywood after being caught playing with himself in an adult theater.

[Ed Harken] was arrested by Hollywood under-cover vice squad officers in an adult movie theater Wednesday night, FOX News confirms.

[Harken] was charged with lewd conduct during a routine inspection by the officers of the adult movie house called the Tiki Theatre.

The arrested was made at 8:50pm Wednesday night after officers observed [Harken] engaged in lewd conduct.

I’d like to see Ron Burgundy and the rest of the Channel 4 News team cover this. Brian Fantana would own this story. But it’s not like we didn’t see this coming, right? We all know that, just like his son, he’s seen his fair share of pornographic materials. I’ll even bet it was German-related porn.

“I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we’ve both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven’t, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I’ll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret.”

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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