Charles Manson’s Soulless Girlfriend Only Wanted Him For His Dead Body

Charles Manson's Souless Girlfriend Only Wanted Him For His Dead Body

Cruel women will use a man for all kinds of things: attention, money, a ride home from downtown, or his corpse.

Charles Manson, who is currently serving life in prison for masterminding the murders of nine people, thought he had finally found a girl who wanted him for him — not for his status as an infamous criminal or for his stare-at-you-on-the-subway-the-entire-ride-without-blinking good looks. He was dead wrong.

Turns out that 27-year-old Afton Elaine Burton, AKA “Star,” who was set to marry 80-year-old Manson later this year, only wanted him for his body. His dead, bloated body.

From the New York Post:

Manson’s engagement to a woman 53 years his junior was part of a wild scheme of hers to profit by putting his body on public display after his death, says the author of an upcoming book.

But Manson, 80, does not want to marry Burton and has no interest in spending eternity displayed in a glass coffin, [Journalist Daniel] Simone told The Post.

Our boy Charlie didn’t think it was possible. Star was someone he could actually open up to about the deep-seated insecurity he felt about the way he left things with his mother, a goat named Betsey. Someone who, when she spoke, looked him in the eyes and not at the swastika carved between them. Someone he could stay up with for hours — not just because of the crack — talking to about the simple pleasures in life, like the frightened, pleading gasps of a man’s final breath, or the inevitable race wars that will decimate our population.

Alas, Manson got played like a drum by some materialistic, conniving corpse whore. Don’t worry, bud. Nice guys like us always get screwed over for a while. But someday, as long as we believe, the right girl will come into our lives just as we thought we’d given up on love forever.

Don’t give up on love, Charles Manson. Don’t ever give up on love.

[via New York Post]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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