Chris Cooley Tried to Negotiate a Case of Beer Into His Football Contract

“Literally, I have text correspondence trying to negotiate a case of beer into my contract,” he told the DC Sports Bog. “They wouldn’t do it. I wanted it in writing so much.”

He was denied the beer by owner Dan Snyder, reinforcing the NFL’s longstanding moniker of the No Fun League. But Chris, you’re a millionaire. Just rent out a bar and invite everyone on the team except Dan Snyder. That’ll teach him to respect your requests a little more next time.

Cooley is the same guy who pulls off this look in practice while still upholding respect among his teammates:



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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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