I’m not going to come out and say this guy was my backup plan but this guy was my backup plan. As those of you who read last Friday’s Let’s Get Weird already know, this week’s winner was supposed to be HelenKellerTFM, but that blind, deaf, mute idiot never got back to me. That’s also the reason for this being a day late.
This week’s winner will not be well received by the contingent here, which is why I like him so much. In the past week, not a single one of his comments has a positive number next to it, and he comments a lot. Every one of them has been down-voted to negative numbers, some even reaching triple digits. That’s quite the feat.
Our Commenter of the Week is thevaginator, still ranked a Rushee even though he’s been around since May of 2015, and he currently owns a lot of mental real estate among you readers. Just saying. Below is a nice little cross-section of the type of comments you typically see from him.
1. People hate you. I like it. Do you like it?
Doesn’t bother me. Everyone who’s ever been successful in life has had haters. Wolves do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.
2. How’d you come up with thevaginator as your name?
I made it my duty to have sex with as many women as possible in order to assert myself as the alpha male of all fraternity men. Out of the dozens of women i have been with, There has never been one who hasn’t had the best sexual experience of her life at the hands of thevaginator.
3. What’s your favorite feature of this site?
That we can comment on articles so we can tell you guys when you write a shitty one.
4. Give me two truths and a lie about yourself.
I could beat anyone on this site in a fight. I have a well above average size dick. I freed the slaves.
5. Which celebrity gave you your first boner?
Jessica Simpson. Her in that Dukes of Hazzard music video gave me many great “showers” as a kid.
6. When was the last time you felt the warmth of a woman.
In between the time I was writing out the answers to questions 3 and 4.
7. Who would you blackball and why?
Andrew’s Mom’s Ass. Not funny, clever, or original, and says the same damn joke over and over again. Ha ha Should I put that on Facebook? Delete your account..