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Cop Makes Arrest During Prostitution Sting, But Only After He Gets Sucked Off

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The consequences of mixing business with pleasure must be considered when opportunities present themselves. Even nine-to-five Joe Schmos can tell you that, although many of the pleasures they’d be referring to are of a relatively innocent, or lawful, variety.

For one police officer in Pennsylvania, Detective Ronald DePellegrin of the Homestead Police Department, the pleasure he mixed with business was receiving some sucky sucky from a prostitute during a sting operation. Some may say he was in the wrong, but not this guy — I say he was using a rather forward strategy to secure probable cause and make this an absolute open-and-shut case.

Just get a load at the diligent steps Officer DePellegrin took to gain enough evidence to arrest this prostitute. The man takes his craft very seriously.

After entering a bedroom, the 48-year-old DePellegrin reported, “Beckie asked me if I was a cop. I told her no and asked her if she was one. She told me no.” DePellegrin added that “Beckie” then removed her shirt, exposing her breasts, and “instructed me to touch her.” Which DePellegrin apparently did.

Just creating evidence. Almost enough evidence, one could argue, to establish probable cause. DePellegrin is a thorough detective, though. He needed more.

She then “asked me if she could grab me. At this she grabbed my groin,” noted DePellegrin, who subsequently watched as “Becky” got “totally undressed.” After being directed to do the same, DePellegrin “disrobed” as “Beckie took a condom and placed it on me.”

He wasn’t done yet. He needed more evidence.

“Beckie started to perform oral sex on me…”

Boom. Got her.


[via The Smoking Gun]

Image via Mind This


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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