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Crazy Guidance Counselor Promised To Get Kid Into Harvard So He Would Hook Up With Her, Still Got Rejected

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A 40-year-old female school counselor at a prestigious Philadelphia prep school is in trouble after multiple attempts to seduce a 16-year-old male pupil, which included a promise that she would get him into Harvard.

Emily Feeney, the college guidance counselor, is charged with institutional sexual assault and corruption of a minor. She is accused of sending topless photos to the 16-year-old boy, who responded coldly with messages like “I’m not interested in you, end of story. I’m 16. I’m not into you.”

From Philadelphia Magazine:

According to the criminal complaint, the boy told police that Feeney sent him selfies of varying degrees of inappropriateness, including two photos reviewed by authorities. In one photo, Feeney is seen wearing a black bikini and in another, she is topless.

Police say that Feeney sent the boy hundreds of emails from her Malvern Prep account and that many of them are sexual in nature. And even after the boy attempted to dissuade her from continuing — “Im not interest in you end of story Im 16 Im not into you,” he wrote in 2014 — she allegedly persisted for the next year.

Feeney also forwarded the boy an email she purportedly received from Harvard University about him, in which the sender says he would “definitely be a likely letter candidate” and that “he’d be on the top of our list.” She allegedly ended that email by saying, “you… owe me big time. And no high fives.”

“And no high fives.” Damn, Feeney really isn’t leaving him a lot of options here. The funny part of this whole story is how pathetic this woman looks after the kid shut her down so hard. This isn’t your typical story of a student-teacher sexual relationship; this is the story of a crazy in-love counselor being told by a 16-year-old boy that he just “isn’t that into her.” You’d think it would stop there, but not for a crazy ol’ Ms. Feeney. She also sent some seriously crazy text messages, too:

Do I get a hug when I see you… How far can I push that?

I’d send you the sunburn photo I posted to Instagram but that might not be a great move for my career.

Obviously this is very emotional for me and I feel raw.

I miss you! I don’t want it to be this way forever.

You are gorgeous and this is killing me.

If you don’t respond to me in another week, I will pull you aside.

If you’d… Just stop fighting and let it happen, you’d be a lot less uptight and much happier.

How does a relationship like this even start? At what point does a college guidance counselor feel comfortable enough with a student to offer to suck his dick? You know what they say, the third college prep meeting with a counselor is the “sex meeting.” It must take serious guts to persistently bother a student just because he is “gorgeous,” and by guts, I mean some sort of mental illness.

Bail is set at $75,000. No word on if the kid got into Harvard or not. Hopefully, this won’t affect his application.

[via PhillyMag]

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