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Creeper Is Posing As LSU Pledge So He Can Show His Dick To Sorority Girls

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Creeper Is Posing As LSU Pledge So He Can Show His Lil' Dick To Sorority Girls

Attention LSU sorority girls: There is a creeper out there trying to show you his penis. In fact, he claims to be a fraternity pledge and has to show his hog to 100 sorority girls. The johnson flasher was first reported on August 11 by a jogger running around LSU lakes (which is where sorority row is).

From The Advocate:

The woman told Baton Rouge Police on Aug. 11 she was running around the LSU lakes when she noticed a van pass her multiple times. Charles Jeremy Harrison, of Denham Springs, pulled up next to her and said he was pledging for a fraternity, the report says. He told her he would get “extra points” if she would put her hand by his penis for a picture, the report says. The woman moved away from the vehicle, at which point he displayed his penis.

“Extra points?” C’mon, man. That’s about as creepy as it gets. You can’t just go straight for the “hey put your hand next to my dick” line. Girls don’t dig that shit.

Not sure what goes through a dude’s head that makes him think “I just HAVE to show my dick to a whole mess of girls.” I get that you need to validate your ego by showing it to everyone, but that’s why there is Snapchat. You can fire off dick pics all willy nilly. You won’t even be labeled as a creeper. You’d be known as a regular dude.

Police issued a warrant for Charles’ arrest, and it was approved by a judge. If you’re a sorority girl at LSU, be on the lookout and do not let this man talk to you.

[via The Advocate]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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