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D-III Golf Coach in Alabama Fired for Dropping 50+ F-Bombs to Team

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This isn’t the full audio, but I did manage to count 48 “fucks” in the below 4:40 version. I may have missed one or two, but what’s even more impressive is that he fit all these fucks into his tirade in only four minutes flat, and that’s while delivering an actual message. It’s not like he was rattling off a bunch of fucks one after another like “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…” Like that. It was actually quite inspiring. And just so he’s not getting shorted here, he also mixed in a smorgasbord of “God dammits” and “shits” that shouldn’t go unnoticed. The guy is a cuss word savant.

This was my favorite line: “We’re gonna play Gateway from the fucking white and red tees for the next seven fucking days to get ready for Destin.” Haha, ladies’ tees. That’s so Coach Mahanic.

Until Friday Matt Mahanic was the golf coach at Huntingdon College, a Methodist school in Montgomery, Alabama. When this tirade reached school officials, they sent him walking.

In a statement, school president J. Cameron West said: “As a member of Division III of the National Collegiate Athletic Association, we adhere to the principles expressed in the NCAA Bylaws.

“To quote the Bylaws, ‘Individuals employed by or associated with a member institution to administer, conduct, or coach intercollegiate athletics shall act with … sportsmanship at all times so that intercollegiate athletics as a whole, their institutions and they, as individuals, represent the honor and dignity of fair play and the generally recognized high standards associated with wholesome competitive sports.’”

Here’s the audio, which is obviously NSFW:

If Matt Mahanic had any fucks to spare, he spent them all on his team that day.

[H/T to NativeFloridaCracker]


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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