I was feeling pretty good about my chances tonight, but that was before I saw Dan Bilzerian’s most recent Instagram post.
It’s not enough that this son of a bitch is out there just doing whatever the fuck he wants all day everyday — he has to go and ruin the sliver of hope normal folks had of being stupid wealthy.
Come on, man. $100,000 worth of fucking Powerball tickets? How do you even go about purchasing that many? Do you have to visit the national lottery office or some shit? Is there a limit on how many you can buy? THESE ARE QUESTIONS NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO ASK.
Just a dick move, really. “Oh, you poors are out there getting all giddy about the prospect of winning a billion and change in the Powerball? Excuse me while I buy $100,000 worth of tickets because I want to pick up a few more Instagram followers.”
God damn it, Dan. This is serious shit to some of us. .