Dan Bilzerian Finally Joins Snapchat, Immediately Posts Videos Of Girl With Enormous Cans In His Bed

It was only a matter of time before Dan Bilzerian took over the Snapchat game. Once you’ve amassed 6.7 million followers on Instagram, shit gets boring, and it’s time to conquer new frontiers.

Alas, last night Dan finally joined Snapchat, and nothing will ever be the same.

Unfortunately, you had to have been following him on Snapchat yourself to actually see the videos, because he has since deleted them, and might’ve already deleted his entire account (or been banned), but here’s a basic rundown of what you missed.

Dan showed his face to prove it was him…

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…then immediately shifted the camera’s focus to a girl in his bed with almost offensively large chest cannons, and a pistol…


…then the girl said something along the lines of “You can’t post my tits!” and Dan was all like “I can and will post your tits wherever!” or something like that, and the video ended. Then another video began with the large-breasted lass straddling Dan and bouncing up and down and my brain exploded.


And that was it. Shut it down. Shut it all down. Game over. We’re not worthy of those sweater puppies.

Like I said, Dan has since deleted his story, and it looks like his entire account is already gone. Not sure why. But here’s to hoping he continues to use Snapchat to give the masses a behind the scenes look at his life, and more importantly, the classy ladies that bounce in and out of it.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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