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Dan Bilzerian does not care what anybody thinks–as evidenced by a video posted on Instagram Monday morning where he agrees to donate $1,000,000 to ALS research if Ellen DeGeneres agrees to blow a dude.
Dan’s explanation is in the caption of his video, which is really just a 15-second montage of all the hot girls he surrounds himself with on a daily basis:
Since the #icebucket was too difficult @theellenshow, I will donate $1,000,000.00 to #ALS on your behalf if you perform a blowjob… on a man Vid cred: @liverichmedia
Dan doesn’t specify any rules or guidelines. Like, does Ellen have to blow a guy on camera? Does she have to do it on her show? Is there a bonus offer if she blows Dan? How will the world know that Ellen switched teams for an afternoon if there is no video evidence?
Of course, Ellen will never do this. She’ll probably never even respond to it. Honestly, she could easily afford to drop $1,000,000 to not do it. Still, a public confrontation between Dan and Ellen is something I’d love to see.
Also, if you’re not following Dan Bilzerian on every social media account you have, I suggest you start now.