Odds are your favorite sorority is your favorite sorority for one of these reasons:
1. Highest ratio of hot-to-not girls.
2. Highest ratio of girls that are down to party like the world is ending, do drugs and put out.
3. Combination of the first two reasons.
Your favorite sorority is not your favorite sorority because they have the highest GPA or do the most philanthropy unless you are a massive boner of buzzkill. This new book, Dirty Rush, hitting bookstores everywhere on January 13, is about one girl’s journey into the debauched world of Greek life via joining a sorority that is probably very similar to your favorite sorority on campus in that they are the hottest, down to party like the world is ending, do drugs and put out, except multiply that all by 1,000 because these girls are fucking insane. There is a lot of cocaine and at least one instance of anal beads. ANAL BEADS!
The foreword to the novel was written by Rebecca Martinson, former Delta Gamma from the University of Maryland that gained nationwide notoriety in 2013 by popularizing the phrase “cunt punt” (most recently used in Seth Rogan and James Franco’s new film, The Interview) in an email to her “fucking boring” sorority that went viral, which I’m sure you all remember. (You remember, and you’re hard right now.)
Taylor Bell, the author and main character, starts the book as an innocent college freshman, skeptical about Greek life and unsure of whether or not she wants to join a sorority. She’s a triple legacy, as her sister, mother and grandmother were all Beta Zetas, but just isn’t sure if the whole scene is for her. That is until she gets dirty-rushed like fucking crazy and is sucked into a wormhole of fucking, hazing, drama, drugs and parties.
You can pre-order the book and read chapter one, titled “Tequila, Lime Juice and Adderall,” in its entirety, as well as chapter two, titled “Tonight’s Choices, Tomorrow’s Facebook Posts” by clicking the link you are currently reading.
Again, COCAINE AND ANAL BEADS, so at the very least you should buy a copy for your girlfriend to remind her that she’s not a bad person just for letting you do butt stuff. .