Running the TFM Instagram account, I’ve been subjected to watch you assholes senselessly break table after table doing the overplayed and tired “crowd pleaser” known as the beer pong dunk. I always root for injury, but I’m typically left in disappointment when some jabroni gets about an inch off the ground and ruins the party or tailgate unscathed. You kids either need to work on your verticals or just take a page out of this user submitted video from San Marcos. At least I’m safely assuming it’s San Marcos. Not a whole lot of other places where you’re seeing a Texas State Bobcats table.
— Tanner Berg (@Tanner_J_Berg) October 16, 2015
Interesting move pencil diving and whiplashing his dome into the wall. Ideally, I’d think you’d want to get your body more horizontal. But hey, that’s just me.
Now try and one up that, kids. Go ahead. Let’s see one of you numbnuts do it off the roof. How about a fucking bridge? I bet you won’t. No balls.
Grandex or Dan Regester are not liable for any injuries that may occur from your own dumbassery. We insist that no one attempt to recreate or one up the video above. However, you’re your own person so do you.