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Does Donald J. Trump Know The National Anthem? It Hard To Say

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Prior to my legendary career as a comedian, I earned my living as a singer. Ever since I first drunkenly grabbed the karaoke mic, I knew I had a special gift. Until my career was derailed in a conflict with my manager about how he handed his underground cocaine ring, that is. Regardless, I know a thing or two about musical talent.

Just like the rest of you, I tuned into the College Football Playoff National Championship for one reason and one reason only: to focus on who would be singing the national anthem. My early guess was David Hasselhoff, but it ended up being the musical stylings of Zac Brown Band. Not a bad choice, but the Hoff would have been better.

Zac Brown Band weren’t the only ones getting into the rhythm and groove of the Star-Spangled Banner. Donald Trump was there, and made sure the television cameras were on him for his little sing-along moment.

Based on his stops and starts, though, not everyone is convinced that the Donald knew what he was singing.

I can hardcore relate with that tweet. I don’t think I was ever once prepared for class in four years of undergrad, which is why I just elected to not go as a means of saving myself the potential embarrassment.

Look, I ain’t here to criticize Mr. You’re Fired’s singing ability; I leave music critiques to the American Idol judges and bad football-related lip reading to that one YouTube channel. What I will say is that The Mooch would have nailed it. Dude just looks like he has the voice of an angel.

[via Twitter]

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ItalianStallion

Previously known for being the 4th best improv comedian in the state of New Jersey, he enjoyed a brief career in politics by serving on his fraternity's eboard until a scandal not as bad as the Lewinsky scandal, but more memorable than Whitewater lead to his resignation. Now, he spends his time making God awful jokes in chapter meetings, rooting for a shitty New Jersey hockey team, and serving on the congressional committee set to determine whether Oprah Winfrey should be classified as a cult or a religion.

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