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Drunk Aussie Chick Assaults Cop At Melbourne Cup, Uses “They Told Me To” Defense

This is one of those ideas that, when you're sober, you'd never follow through on, but when you're drunk... you still wouldn't follow through on. Unless, of course, you're this drunk Australian woman at the Melbourne Cup. I really wish I knew what was going through her head when she decided to listen to her friends and go through with it. What do you think is going to happen when you shove a police officer to the ground? The other officers are going to come up and go "Oh, your friends told you to? You're free to go then, ma'am?" Or since this is Australia, I guess he'd say "mate" or something.

I love how the cop stays on the phone throughout the ordeal. Just acts like this is nothing out of the ordinary.

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