You’re a dirty liar if you say you’ve never stolen anything while drunk. You’re also a dirty liar if you say you’ve ever regretted it. After all, alcohol is just a means to an end in that regard (as opposed to buttchugging, where your end is the means for the alcohol). I’ve never stolen anything, y’know, living, though, so maybe I’m just being cynical.
Regardless of this guy’s original intention, he’s trying to return his loot to its rightful owner. And for that I have to say, “good on you, you bad Samaritan.”
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h/t Redditor theboxmccloud