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Apparently the asinine things guys will do while drunk are limitless. A man who prefers to remain nameless recently took accepted a challenge to paddle across the crocodile-infested Daly River, in the nude. He went out onto the river in a boat, then hopped onto a log, staying there for quite awhile before retreating, because he said, and I quote:
“I’d enjoyed a few beers and it seemed a good idea at the time.”
Clearly, they needed some form of entertainment, because as the man went on to explain:
“We weren’t catching any fish – because the river was flowing too fast – so I thought, ‘Why not?’”
Exactly! Why not? What have you got to lose? Besides possibly your penis. Or your life.
”But when I woke up the next morning, it didn’t seem so clever.”
Isn’t that always the case? It “seemed like a good idea” when you’re drunk, and then you wake up with a hickey, wondering whether or not you’re alive, next to an average-looking guy, and decide fuck it, I don’t really need my bra anyway. Just
me my friend?
Anyway, our naked man did have good reason to tread the dangerous waters, where people are known to die every year. ‘Twas in the name of Jack Daniels. After completing his moronic feat, his friends rewarded the entertainment he provided them with two cases of whiskey. His friends said “It was hilarious,” and he told reporters it was worth it.
[via NT News]
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