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Emailer Is Completely Bent Out Of Shape Because KKG Is Getting Ugly And Fat Nationwide

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I’ve been out of the game for a good while now, but Kappa Kappa Gamma is still one of the top sororities nationwide, right? They have to be. They’ve always been up there with the hottest around. As far as I’m aware, this hasn’t changed. Well, at least one person vehemently disagrees and felt strongly enough about it to email our staff in sheer panic to make sure we were aware of KKG’s imminent demise as a national brand.

TFM user fratty2810 sent our staff an email through the news tip line about how KKG across the country was getting ugly and fat and losing members and chapters, and basically just freaking the fuck out.

Here’s the email:

Kappa kappa gamma is getting fugly and losing it nationally. Kicked off campus at UCONN, Rollins, Miss State, Puget Sound, UC Irvine (too ugly to make numbers), GWU, hazing, Probation at 9 schools, suspended at 8. + KKG is the WORST sorority, by far, fatties, and butter faces at FSU, UF, UNC , SO CAR, G Mason, TN, Auburn, Chapman, Yale, Colgate, SLO, Utah, sinking at CU, CSU, CO College, legacies and ‘CUTTA CUTTA GRAMMA’ ‘ WTF??? Kappa used to be up behind Pi Phi and Theta in top tier, tied with Tri-Delt in hotness.

The KKG national convention must be just fuglies and fatties as far as the eye can see. Cutting lines of coke and snorting them into their butter faces, too. What an email.

“(too ugly to make numbers)”

Brutal.

“CUTTA CUTTA GRAMMA”

Hilarious.

The kicker? We figured out that fratty2810 is a girl. Major curveball. The username is a coverup. She mad, and she’s trying to spread fugly hate propaganda like a scorned lover, or someone who didn’t get the bid she was hoping for.

I wanted to provide some photographic evidence to show all the haters out there that Kappa Kappa Gamma is alive and well. From our TFM Girls section, I bring you pictures from five different KKG chapters.

KKG at Pepperdine

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KKG at Ole Miss

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KKG at UCLA

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KKG at Arizona

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KKG at Southern Cal

They get a few extra pics because they’re low-key one of the hottest in the country.

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Also a KKG at USC:

Bye, haters.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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